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Look! A Header Entry! [Jun. 14th, 2010|05:30 pm]
A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Flatulence
These aren't the droids updates you're looking for.

I pop in here from time to time, but mostly I'm keeping it real over on the westside at internetsensation.com. You can join the RSS feed if you're so inclined. I think it's brilliant, but I'm biased. My wife thinks it's hilarious, but then again she married me so she's a bit delusional. My dentist adores it, but he may have just been saying that to make conversation.
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[User Picture]From: chaos_dictates
2006-06-14 10:06 pm (UTC)
your wife thinks its funny b.c she is pregnant and her hormones are all fucked up,

i need to get a blog so i can remember all my favorite people have blogs.

then we can DITCH THIS POP STAND
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From: nikidos
2006-06-14 10:33 pm (UTC)
I just left that guy that put that girl's face on all those pictures a comment thinking he was you.

I am ... awesome!
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[User Picture]From: vengeance_is_me
2006-06-15 12:08 am (UTC)

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keep pimpin it.
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[User Picture]From: shamroq
2006-06-15 12:27 am (UTC)

Re: .

I thought if you dated it far enough in advance it wouldn't post globally. That was pretty stupid. Oh well.
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[User Picture]From: vengeance_is_me
2006-06-15 07:58 am (UTC)

=(

the correct response was: "pimpin' ain't easy".
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[User Picture]From: fresita
2006-07-03 07:17 am (UTC)

Re: .

Retard.

Also, I miss you posting on LiveJournal because I always forget to check you GAY ASS nonlj blog. FU.
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-01-22 10:33 am (UTC)
Just so you know, there is a Niki, type Uno residing in San Diego as I type! No lie!
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[User Picture]From: shamroq
2007-01-22 12:50 pm (UTC)
?!?!?!

This stalking has to stop. I'm MARRIED, woman!

Residing as in *living* in San Diego or just passing through?
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-06-25 05:21 pm (UTC)
If this is any indication of my state of mind in the past few months, I completely didn't realize I hadn't logged on when I left that comment - she was there for a few months, and e-mailed you a few times, I believe!

But I understand your hesitation to meet her, since, of course - if anyone got to do that first, it would be ME! ME! ME!

...
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-08-12 02:58 pm (UTC)
yr stupid website wouldn't let me comment.
SO.

http://dorky-parker.blogspot.com/
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[User Picture]From: lota
2007-11-14 05:32 am (UTC)
what kind of crazy shit would I have to do to get you to friend me?
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[User Picture]From: shamroq
2007-11-14 10:45 am (UTC)
Cash. Mostly cash.

Done, playa.
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[User Picture]From: lota
2007-11-16 03:01 am (UTC)
Friended back.
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From: rosariio76
2008-05-08 07:27 am (UTC)
Thank god it's not me
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From: liibbie699
2008-05-19 09:42 am (UTC)
That's very cool.
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[User Picture]From: shamroq
2008-08-11 04:46 pm (UTC)
Internet dalliances seldom leave much of a mark on me, but you were an exception. Cuz we were all like BFF and then I wasn't on ur frenzlist and I was like whaaaaaaaa? So what gives?

Anyway, you've been readded. Lucky for you I'm sucker for a great writer who also happens to be a saucy asian tart.
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[User Picture]From: shamroq
2009-01-24 04:01 pm (UTC)
I am. You might have better luck adding Ian Cheesman. There's a lot fewer of us than there are of you tragically generic Michael Barnetts. I couldn't find your profile.
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[User Picture]From: ingole
2010-02-07 10:53 pm (UTC)
Where have you gone? If I have to be here, so do you.

...okay, so no-one's making me be here. But you were always 3/4 of the fun of LJ for me, so I demand you come back.
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