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A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Flatulence
These aren't the |droids updates you're looking for.
I pop in here from time to time, but mostly I'm keeping it real over on the westside at internetsensation.com. You can join the RSS feed if you're so inclined. I think it's brilliant, but I'm biased. My wife thinks it's hilarious, but then again she married me so she's a bit delusional. My dentist adores it, but he may have just been saying that to make conversation.
your wife thinks its funny b.c she is pregnant and her hormones are all fucked up,
i need to get a blog so i can remember all my favorite people have blogs.
then we can DITCH THIS POP STAND
I just left that guy that put that girl's face on all those pictures a comment thinking he was you.
I am ... awesome!
I thought if you dated it far enough in advance it wouldn't post globally. That was pretty stupid. Oh well.
the correct response was: "pimpin' ain't easy".
Also, I miss you posting on LiveJournal because I always forget to check you GAY ASS nonlj blog. FU.
2007-01-22 01:33 pm (UTC)
Just so you know, there is a Niki, type Uno residing in San Diego as I type! No lie!
This stalking has to stop. I'm MARRIED, woman!
Residing as in *living* in San Diego or just passing through?
2007-06-25 09:21 pm (UTC)
If this is any indication of my state of mind in the past few months, I completely didn't realize I hadn't logged on when I left that comment - she was there for a few months, and e-mailed you a few times, I believe!
But I understand your hesitation to meet her, since, of course - if anyone got to do that first, it would be ME! ME! ME!
2007-08-12 06:58 pm (UTC)
yr stupid website wouldn't let me comment.
2007-11-14 08:32 am (UTC)
what kind of crazy shit would I have to do to get you to friend me?
Cash. Mostly cash.
2007-11-16 06:01 am (UTC)
Internet dalliances seldom leave much of a mark on me, but you were an exception. Cuz we were all like BFF and then I wasn't on ur frenzlist and I was like whaaaaaaaa? So what gives?
Anyway, you've been readded. Lucky for you I'm sucker for a great writer who also happens to be a saucy asian tart.
I am. You might have better luck adding Ian Cheesman. There's a lot fewer of us than there are of you tragically generic Michael Barnetts. I couldn't find your profile.
Where have you gone? If I have to be here, so do you.
...okay, so no-one's making me be here. But you were always 3/4 of the fun of LJ for me, so I demand you come back.