That a very well-crafted pot. It'd totally be worth it.
please, step behind this shed and i'll tell you all about it.
I want to be in the cool boys club. I know your dad's dirty secret.
Firsthand? Do you like the pot?
first'a da pot, 'den you get'a da juice.
there's requirements to be in the cool boys club. there's requirements! you ever thrown a chihuahua off a roof in the projects? you ever got a female pregnant when you were, like, 7? You ever broke a Puerto Rican dude's arm for sweatpants money?
Well, there was that one time I was supposed to be keeping an eye on our chihuahua, whopper, while my sister practiced her handstands. I I got distracted and let Whopper go, and my sister came tumbling down from her handstand right until Whopper's poor little neck. Blood went everywhere! Does that count?
whoa... i was just being silly. that's kinda tragic. death by handstand.
If by tragic, you mean TOTALLY AWESOME ENOUGH TO BE IN THE COOL BOYS CLUB, than yes. It was tragic.
should i even bother asking?!
2008-05-16 05:20 pm (UTC)
Re: *shakes head*
It's hard to explain. It's easier if my dad shows you.
2008-05-19 01:04 am (UTC)
Re: annnnnnd win
The tiny pot. Oh my God the tiny pot.
hahha...holy shit, this WAS a good weekend for you.
i was afraid you were going to say something like that.
Just a shot in the face.